What to do....what to do

I want to have a goal for my birthday party this week. I'll be turning 30, so I want to try to attain 30 of something within the time constraints of the party itself. So, what should I do??? I was thinking of getting 30 kisses...but anyone that knows me can vouch that that isn't really a challenge. There will easily be more than 30 women at the party that have already kissed me and would readily do it again. So, what then? 30 handjobs? Ouch, I wouldn't have any skin left. 30 blowjobs? I mean, is that even possible?? How about seeing 30 sets of boobs? Now we're talking! Or making out with 30 different chicks. Again, totally do-able! So, let me know what suggestions you may have...I want to hear them! No, I am not open to doing 30 tequila shots, but thanks anyway. Yes, I know that Patron goes down like water but it comes back up like every other tequila!

I don't know why...

...but this totally cracks me up. Maybe it's the look of disdain on his his face. Not really sure.

Yep, I'm totally wearing this on May 2nd

Deal with it...and better yet, do what it says!

Birthday Bash

Here are the details for my 30th birthday bash: http://www.gettingold.org

Where do they go?

Why is it that you never see a funeral hearse at a gas pump? I mean, they need gas too, don't they? Or is there some deep dark secret that the funeral industry isn't telling us? Do these things run on embalming fluid....or worse yet, blood?