Baby...the other other white meat

Here are the long awaited pics of my niece and nephew. They are too cute as I'm sure you'll agree.

Survey says....white.

I took the red wine vs white wine test last night. I was testing the after effects, aka hangover, of the two types of wine. I have heard that white wine does not leave you with a hangover nearly as bad as red. This myth is true! I had a full bottle of white last night and still bounced out of bed this morning with not so much as a headache! Conversely, I did the same thing with red wine last week and felt like death when I woke up. However, I did notice that the white wine didn't make me feel nearly as buzzed as the red, so I don't know if it is worth the secondary benefits. I think that I will continue this experiment more indepth soon.

I support trendy ribbons...

Has anyone noticed how many magnetic ribbons are adorning peoples' cars these days? It all started with the "Support our troops" ribbon, but then it exploded into "Breast Cancer Awareness", "Autism Awareness", "Support you local firefighters", etc. Well, I've decided to finally give in and display a trendy ribbon on my own vehicle. Here it is...Support Ho's. Come on now people, ho's need love too! We should all support our local ho's. I am doing my part by having ho's in different area codes.

Mother Nature is PISSED!!!

Our ever-increasing appetite for fossil fuels is becoming dangerous. It was recently brought to my attention that it takes 8 lbs of coal just to power up my laptop. 8 pounds! Can you believe that? Think how much coal is burned to run your a/c, or refrigerator, washer & dryer, etc. It's insane. As for gas, that's an entirely different can of worms that we have opened. People buy these monster SUV's that get only 10mpg and then bitch and moan when gas hits $3.00 a gallon. It's our own doing! If we all drove cars that were more fuel efficient gas prices would go down to a more reasonable level. This same thing happened in the 70's when everyone was driving those cool muscle cars that drank gas like I drink beer. Gas prices shot skyward until the fuel-efficient 4 cylinder imports came out. I started this post just as a reason to post the accompanying picture, but it now looks like I have jumped up on a soapbox.



Editors note: The Master of All Things Web loves SUVs and muscle cars. This post was in no way a jab at anyone who owns that type of vehicle. He also especially loves V8 engines and wishes he could afford the gas that it takes to run one.

UGH!!!

This is what I feel like. I hate being sick!

This is all I want...am I asking too much???

So this is the girl that I'm looking for to spend the rest of my life with. She's exotic, beautiful, excellent body, wonderful eyes, and the list goes on. Am I expecting too much???

You can take the man out of Texas, but you can't take the Texas out of the man!

It was only a matter of time until the Prez got tired of being politically correct with the overbearing liberal media. This was his answer to their latest round of bashing questions:

Why didn't I think of that???

I was riding a huge wave while surfing the world wide web when I came upon this blog. Basically, this guy is picking one chick from every state to go on a date with him. Upon selecting a lucky lady, he flies to her state and spends a day or so with her. Man, why didn't I think of this? It's perfect! He has all these women battling to be "the one" that he picks. Granted, he has MANY more readers of his blog than I do, but it's still a novel concept. To make this story even better, he's not even that good looking!

I am worth $2,020,350 on HumanForSale.com

You ever feel this way???